is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
how drunk are you?
Several
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
