Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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