Sponge bath it is.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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You're like the curious george of whores
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i now understand why vodka
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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