it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
please don't ironically join a cult
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