think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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