I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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