Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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