Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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