Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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