I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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