Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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