The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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