I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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