Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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