By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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