Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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