we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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