he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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