Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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