so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Enjoy the penises
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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