My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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