I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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