He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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