Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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