Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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