I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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