hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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