I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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