absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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