This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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