Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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