And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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