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say what?
wanna hang out?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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