normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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