HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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