32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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