glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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