And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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