I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
