1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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