I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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