She said her name was "party"
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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