Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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