And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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