you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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