whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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