I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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