Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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