Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
