Sponge bath it is.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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