So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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