Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
